The Mayday contest is a proud, fat, sassy tradition dating back hundreds of years. And yet, due to intense alcoholism and laziness, in all that time only five actual Mayday contests have occured. However, if you wanted to read about them, you’ve come to the right place! We’re gonna make it easy for you by providing a series of links and whathaveyou:

  1. Mayday 0: "The Martyrs of Circumstance"
  2. Mayday 1: "The Richter Agenda"
  3. Mayday 2: "Hope Decoyed"
  4. Mayday 3: "Yellow Hammer"
  5. Mayday 4: "23"
  6. Mayday 5: "Sadly, Too Late"

Click on ‘em to learn things. Y’know.