Title provided by Melissa Joan Hart, star of screens large and small.

15 movies entitled “Yellow Hammer”

November, 2005.

The Awards


Best in Show
Winner: Math’s Fo Pussies.
Runner-up: Permits? We don’t NEED no stinkin’ permits!

The Hot Shit Award
Winner: Permits? We don’t NEED no stinkin’ permits!
Runner-up: Flavor Country

Best Performance by a Chick
Winner: Michelle Herrin, Math’s Fo Pussies
Runner-up: Samira Izadifar, Flavor Country

Best Performance by a Dude
Winner: Jordan Krain, Permits? We Don’t NEED no stinkin’ permits!
Runner-up: Dwayne Bartholomew, Flavor Country

Best Interpretation of Title
Winner: Eros Battalion, “Yell, Oh Hammer!”
Runner-up: Team Meat Anagram, “Jell-O Hammer”

Best Line
Winner: Eros Battalion, “Don’t you get it? I don’t like vag!”
Runner-up: Permits? We don’t NEED no stinkin’ permits!, we’ve lost the tally tracking which exact line it was… any help here?

Best Leap of Logic
Winner: Instadance, for the leap that their movie had anything to do with a yellow hammer.
Runner-up: Team Phicus, for… what exactly? Again, a little help would be awesome.

Most deserving of a pound of ground beef
Winner: Team Meat Anagram
Runner-up: Instadance

Most Obvious Flaw
Winner: Instadance, for making a blatantly self-promotional movie having nothing to do with Mayday.
Runner-up: Jack Left Town, for making some sort of storybook thing that is only debatably a “movie” at all.

Outstanding work, gentlefolk!

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